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Whoa...I just got this chinglish e-mail from my friend and..I just wanna share it... There is some comments just below each picture from a commentator...and I will use pink characters to represent my comments... China really is the best place for English teachers.... XD

























WELCOME FOR COMING!?

Was that supposed to be “Thank you for coming?”
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Exist? Ok, ok, got it......!

Or you just mean "Exit"?


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What…?

Oh my!..is this "No Smoking Area?"


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I wont...... I Promise....
But where r u?
I think it say's "Keep of the grass"...?


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CHILDREN MADE IN CHINA ?!

huh?...


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